http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-9003511.html A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult. Eugenio Freitas, 49, was captured pleasuring himself through his trousers for 10 minutes on CCTV cameras. The married father of four went to the store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire fully intending to go shopping, but then became overwhelmed by his excessive sexual drive, a court heard. ............ Oh my...
Doesn't that just beat all? Still, I suppose that isn't the wurst he could have done. I won't be surprised if this gets censored. BA-DA-BING!!!
I am not sure what the problem is - Dont cook books suggest beating the meat to tenderize it before use?
Reminds me of a guy who used to use warm liver In a hole in wood And came to school and told everybody about it
Someone should have told him that the butcher already tenderizes the meat. He doesn't need to beat his meat.
Im sure leftys in England will be outraged by the denial of his civil rights, and theyll demand all super markets create a special meat section for cronic public masterbaters...