and was roughly the age at his 'death' (early 30's), would he be a sex symbol? would fangirls and fanboys follow him on tour? would he be lusted after by young women (and men)? could he, in fact, hope to avoid such a fate?
You're right on this one. Republicans do seem to be obsessed with Obama and his image, his name, his looks, his skin color, they spend so much time making images of him and spreading them around the internet you kinda have to feel sorry for them.
And the very first response is about Obama. Guess he is the "Jesus" figure opposed to the conservatives "Caiaphus".
that's what I thought, too. even if he was an ordinary looking, hairy little man, he'd still be bob Dylan - so to speak. I don't recall Dylan ever being short of attention in his prime. I think his sexual/romantic popularity would be off the scale .... and would swiftly subsume gentle reminders to be kind to one another. assuming that's what he came to do, as opposed to warning us that dad was starting to get crazy eyes again. you can imagine it ... the race would be on to see who could bed him first. it'd be the ultimate conquest.
Just remember: when Jesus returns he's going to institute a rigid theocratic government that will make ISIS look like a liberal paradise. I'm sure some fanatics will suck up to him.
well yes, but .... Bob Dylan! power, or perceived power, is a stronger pheromone than white teeth and agents. he'd be a stronger brew than prince harry (though the red hair on the latter IS a very heady brew). the most eligible male the world has ever known. women with an eye to the future would use every wile available to them to acquire his heavenly seed.
so you think more 'crazy eyes' than 'be kind to one another'? I guess that was the long range weather forecast. still, it won't stop the girlies. I imagine even those raving hornbags, the north Korean power donkeys, have to fend off the attentions of ambitious women.
Now, if Bob Dylan came back from the dead, that would be a different matter. Problem is that nobody would be able to identify Jesus. Many churches would see him as a crackpot with some wounds.
it's funny you should say that! a friend of mine just returned from a holiday, on which she reported seeing Dylan "onstage and awake" re the crackpot with wounds ... I'm working to the premise that he's somehow verified as JC. doesn't work if we need to machete our way through a forest of 'but how?'s
I had a thing for Benicio del Toro for a long time ... primarily on account of the crazy eyes/crazy hair (with a side of very fine acting and his special brand of smoulder) He hasn't aged well, however, so he's long since been mulched.
I think he would probably be denounced by every major religion .. there is no way they are going to let go of the hangman's noose they have around so many peoples throats.
Even if he was recognised the major religions would still denounce him, they have held power for too long to give it up without a fight now.
I'd like him to visit the Vatican and start talking about camels, the eye of a needle , and rich men.
if it could be worked into the tour schedule, I suppose it could be done. unless he landed there in the first place ... which would be funny! - - - Updated - - - who would? the girlfans? why?
According to the Bible Jesus isn't a nice guy. He condemned whole towns to hell because the people didn't believe in his magic tricks. He wants to set up an oppressive thousand year theocracy where he will be the dictator. And when he shows up again he will kill all life and destroy the world.
even given his heavy schedule of mayhem and destruction, you'd expect he could find a few spare hours to service the fans before killing them. it would get complicated if he impregnated one (or several) though .. which he'd know about before hand .. because he'd have to consider who the offspring might be .. which he'd already know .. and if said junior was god .. which he'd already know. and if it was god, would he be busted by his dad for shagging on the job .. which he'd already know.