Ask AboveAlpha anything you want.

I would like to point out that someone EXTREMELY SPECIAL to me owns those eye's!!!

AA

 

I got a question....


what the hell does the nick "AboveAlpha" MEAN anyway????

 

OK...not too many members know this so I will tell you.

It has two meanings.

#1. AboveAlpha stands for my position as Team Leader over a bunch of red meat eating gasoline in their veins and P!$$ING FIRE bunch of U.S. Military Alpha Males who I Lead and as I am their Overlord.....AboveAlpha.

#2. This one only a few people know. After I obtained a 100% Success Rate leading my Team for over 2 1/2 years with no one injured or shot.....until I was a few months later.....and every JOB done to perfection a few guy's at OC started calling me...Q....after the character that John Delaney played in Star Trek The Next Generation as Q was an Omnipotent Godlike Alien Being that could move mountains with the snap of his fingers.

So I got the Nickname Q for awhile.

Now as Alpha is basically the Letter A in Greek......if you look at your computer keyboard at the letter A.....LOOK ABOVE IT!!

What letter do you see?

LOL!!!

AA

 

If serious......were you in Iraq? Afghanistan? Both?

 

Yeah.

I am not Military.

I am...."CIVILIAN"....in the manner the quotes denote.

I have been everywhere.

I was also in Russia and other former Soviet Republics with my Team providing security for U.S. Military Nuclear, Chemical and Biological Weapons Destruction Teams.

AA

 

Thanks dude....fortunately my wife is an excellent medical pro and I am in very good, soft hands.

 

LOL!!

Well...soft hands eh??

Look like it's time to get out the Baby Oil!! LOL!!

AA

 

Nice!

That makes sense!

 

30 = (25 + 2) + 3
9 х 3 = 27

You made a "mistake". These $2 are in (25 + 2) = 27.
(*)You are adding them again. (25 + 2) + 2 = 29

"...did you REALLY think you would catch me on this?" ,,,,

 

The mistake you made was to say that each man spent

Each man originally paid $10 each for the room.

Te Bellhop kept $2 of the $5 the Motel Desk Manager gave him to return to the men so as each man got back $1 each they spent $9 each on the room and a total of $27 between the 3 men.

AA

 

THIS is what YOU posted.

Quote Originally Posted by RUS View Post
It was 30.
Bellhop took a 2.
(*)= 28.
28- 1-1-1 = 25.

everything is in place.

Each paid $ 8.33 hotel
(× 3 for $ 8.33 = $ 25)

and $ 0.66 bellhop
(× 3 for $ 0.66 = $ 2)


Now...see this part of what you posted??

RUS
Each paid $ 8.33 hotel
(× 3 for $ 8.33 = $ 25)

No.....each man did NOT spend $8.33 cents each.

Each man spent $9 each after getting back $1 each.

Did you really think you could get a mistake past me like this? LOL!!

AA

 

I immediately corrected the post. watch time

Is there anything you are not clear?

 

LOL!!

Why would I not be clear??

I am the one that posted this riddle as it is just a joke.

AA

 

Tell your wife for me she is a lovely woman and that and ugly as sin SOB such as yourself is one LUCKY B@$#@RD!!


AA

 

You know....I have been lucky.

Over the last 3 decades I have almost been killed at least 20 times....actually died....as in Clinically Dead...once....came back from the dead after the guy's on the Blackhawk MEDEVAC Chopper brought me back.....and just about a month ago was almost blown to Kingdom Come by an SOB who launched an RPG and I just got the stitches out last week and my eye's both finally look white as after the concussive blast the blood vessels in both by eye's ruptured.

Anyways......those who know me and know what I do and know about all my close calls always ask me.....

...."Hey!! Do you believe in GOD??"

I reply....."ABSOLUTELY!!! That SOB is STILL out to get me!!!".......LOL!!!

AA

 

I am well aware of my incredible luck....it must be my shining personality.

 

LOL!!!

I actually had some luck of late!!

She is wonderful!!

I have had so much bad luck with women and it was not their fault.

But I love them to death!! LOL!!

I I was born a woman I would without any doubt be Lesbian!!

I don't understand why women like men...like us???

AA

 

Because:

Women are Crazy
Men are Stupid
Women are Crazy because Men are Stupid
Men are Stupid because Women say they are.

 

Was the failed coup in Turkey totally a US plot to overthrow Erdogan??? Because we wanted to get rid of him?

Does that mean someone slipped up, jumped the gun, and started the event before plans were in place and ready?

And now that it didn't work, does that mean the continued islamization of Turkey?

One thing's for sure, those responsible for the coup are going to pay. Yay! LOL!

 

This is AWESOME!! LOL!!!

I laughed my ass off!! LOL!!

AA

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Honestly if it was I was not in the loop.

I was just as surprised as anyone else was.

I will continue to look into it and when I find out what really happened I will let you know.

AA

 

Well now, don't get in trouble over it.

 

Wga....I am way past the point of ever getting in trouble.

AA

 

You're that bad, huh? LOL!

 

Well....let's just say there is not too much that I don't know.

AA

 

Except where the alien bodies are buried.