I think the title explains it all. Describe your favorite movie in a way that makes sense, but is still totally horrible. I'll go first and provide an example (don't say the title; make everybody guess). Two guys go out to Las Vegas and get so (*)(*)(*)(*)ed up that they forget to gamble.
A scientist revives dinosaurs with nothing but a mosquito, a private island, and a few billion dollars.
Some guy puts up with a lot of (*)(*)(*)(*) during basic training just be a writer in Vietnam, but all he ends up doing is shooting some Asian chick.
A man accused in a crime of passion breaks put of prison. He then lives on an island with his best friend...forever.
Dude goes from awesome general to slave then proceeds to kill every damn body including the emperor, then dies.
You won the award for describing the movie horribly! They didn't go to Basic Training, they went to Boot Camp
Three guys go all the way to the moon and back and don't even bother to land because some idiot screwed up the wiring.
A kid dreams he saw a flying saucer land in the sand pit behind his house..... or was it really a dream?
Bearded guy who likes wearing sandals, walking on water, having supper with his 12 closest friends gets into trouble with the authorities so they hang him on a cross for a while, after he dies his friends bury him in a nice cript but he doesn't like it where his friends buried him so gets out of his tomb after three days then just takes off for home and tells his friends that he is coming back soon to visit but no one has seen him for over 2000 years but his fans still sing that " you have a friend in him .". Many people do not believe that he went home so when they get into trouble and go to prison they always claim that they found him...... butthere is no evidence that he went to prison so why are all these criminals especially politicians always claiming that they are good guys now because they have found him in prison?
Is it "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?" A computer guy fights computer people and then flies away after he hangs up the phone.
Half of this sounds like "Shawshank Redemption" but I don't think they went to an island. Or is that part of describing it badly? A bunch of guys and Meatloaf fight each other and then blow up a building.