My wife suggested a new way of dealing with telemarketers. (Actually, she did not come up with it, originally. She just passed it on to me.) Whenever my phone shows that the call is from another town or city--and I have no friends or relatives there--I simply answer the phone as follows: "Gooooooood morning! This is Phillip Johnston, and yoooooooou're on the air!" It has worked very well the two times that I have tried it so far. I was met with stunned silence both times. (Obviously, this will not work with robocalls.)
I like to tell them I'm heading to a meeting but I'd be glad to listen to them later. Then I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them back around 10 pm.
That is, when I feel in a rather charitable mood, I hang up after a few seconds of silence. If I feel a bit ornery, I will prolong the telemarketer's misery a bit: "Now, now, now. Please don't be bashful. Speak up! (Today's topic--as you are surely aware--is whether Whirlpool should have ever started making riding lawn mowers.) "What is your opinion?" Then, after a few more seconds of silence, I will say: "Well, this caller is just too bashful. Let's go to anther line..." And then hang up.
I get their personal name. Then, saying their name I try to express a deep wish they go to Hell, sooner rather than later. I seem to get "my message" in before they hang up. Maybe I should ask if they found Jesus? I gave up wasting their time by acting interested. Too much of my time. Have you seen the movie, "Outsourced"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outsourced_(film) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425326/ Moi
The best solution for dealing with telemarketers that I ever heard about was to ask them which credit card they will be using to pay for my time today. I take Visa, Amex and MC and charge $500 per hour or part thereof.
Tell them you were expecting this call and then start to offer them a once in a lifetime opportunity working from home earning $500 day.
In Sweden, we have NIX telefon service. It is free and it stops all such incoming calls. It works very well! Maybe you have it in your country too? http://nixtelefon.org/
No, in France most telemarketers are foreigners, and even when they're french, it's really one of the worst job existing. One of my biggest fear was to have to do this job. I realize that most of them do a job they hate, so I try to respect them and stay as polite as I can, I sincerely wish them a nice day, but I spare myself a lot of disturbances and I keep them at the phone no more than 10s, to find back my lovely calmness and music. I know some german words, they're often reputed to be more scary. The french insults of Captain haddock are still the best for me. That's very hard to have good insults without being too vulgar or flat. A good imaginative insult is much better than a bunch of common insults. For instance : "You changed my opinion about how low stupidity can fall" is much better than a "f-word idiot".
In the UK if your ring up BT and complain saying you're getting nuisance calls they'll turn caller id on for free (Normally you have to pay) so you can see the number before you answer it.
I can swear in Urdu Joys of going to school with mostly Indians What they learnt quickly was the white teachers could too lol.
These are people trying to stay employed. They are likely making $8/hour. There's no need to be rude. Would you rather they go on welfare so you can bitch about how they don't want to work? Don't make their job horrible; it's already pretty horrible. Just be polite, no thank you, have a good night. The desire to treat fellow humans horribly is on the rise, which is quite sad.
I have had about 100 calls in the past six months from Emily who calls from many different states to scold me about my "student loan".. She is relentless...
I agree, I don't have enough "anger issues" so that I have to degrade another human being. Even though junk calls are annoying I either don't answer the phone & when I do, I simply say "Thank you but I'm not interested." then I'll hang up & be grateful that I don't have their job. Sometimes when the telemarketer says: "You've just won $10,000-" or "You can save $ thousands by _____." I'll say that I've got too much money already & don't want anymore because it's a pain to keep up with."
I once had a roommate who was pursued by one particularly relentless bill collector back before caller ID was so common. After months of my telling the bill collector that Mr. L. was out of town, at work, asleep etc she kept calling until I finally told her that Mr.L. was severely depressed about being in debt & had locked himself in his room with a gun. The same bill collector called 2 days later for Mr. L. & after telling her that he was still locked in his room, I fired a shot from my own pistol into a piece of large firewood & yelled "Oh no, I think that Mr L. just shot himself!" That was the last of her relentless phone calls.
Bull Crappy I never gave it any deep thought until I was unemployed and job services suggested I work as a tele-marketer. I was obliged to attend a presentation with about 30 other people. When the woman was finished with her spiel about the pay and the arrangement they had set up for commuting across to Denmark every day, we then waited our turn to go into the office ‘one by one’ for a personal interview. When it was my turn the first thing she asked was, “How do you feel about taking on the job?” I told her that it was my habit to hang up the phone immediately (without saying a word) whenever anyone rings me wasting my time. “Oh, that’s not very nice!”, she said, “How do you think it makes them feel!?” It was at that very moment I realized that my loyalties are to my fellow man …. not the idiot who sold his soul to the devil to become a tele-marketer, but to all of the poor schmucks just like me who thinks of our home as our castle and would like to be left in peace. So I told her that I am unsuitable for the job and that I would not be putting in an application. I was very proud of myself that day and I am just as proud today as I was then. Tele-marketers do not have my sympathy. My sympathies lie with the majority of the population who have nothing but contempt for those who don’t give a **** for our peace & privacy.
wtf? If telemarketing didn't work, telemarketers wouldn't exist. A paying job is a paying job. Congratulations that you were able to find work elsewhere, but if you couldn't find other work, would you start living on the streets or would you suck it up and do the shitty job?