I'm Bulgarian

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  1. Doug1943

    Doug1943 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My favorites (Aussie slang): Bogan, Dag, Drongo; and 'the dunny'.
    Texans and Aussies share some of the same characteristics: pretty crap land, except for the coastal areas. Looked down upon by Yankees. And when the latter hear our accents, they automatically deduct 30 points from our IQ. And we don't give a XXXX.

    Don't be a self-hating Bulgarian! Every nation has a history and, basically, a nation was either a conqueror and dominator of others, or was one of the conquered and dominated. Bulgaria was mainly the latter, sitting with the Turks on one side, the Russians on another, and the Germans not to far away as well. This shapes national character.

    And the Bulgarians, long before the Muslims, showed how to do real terror-bombing, when the Bulgarian CP nearly wiped out the Bulgarian ruling elite in 1925. ISIS and Al Queda and the IRA are pikers, compared to you guys. [Note to humorless Deep State snooper-recorders: I do NOT approve of this method of doing politics.]

    And ... modern society -- democratic capitalism -- started in Western Europe and has only slowly and unevenly spread out to the rest of the world. The further East you went from Britain/France/Germany, the more feudal barbarism prevailed.

    But we're all pulling ourselves out of the muck. Slowly. Give us another two or three generations without an exterminatory war and you'll see a different sort of human species. Not because of anyone's Great Plan, but just the inexorable working of pitiless technology and economics, which is mashing up the tribes and sending English accountants to Hong Kong and Hindi software engineers to Redmond and Bulgarian entrepreneurs to Arizona.
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Love it!
     
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    Of course, because of freedom, guns and open wide areas and land where you can breathe. North East Coasters are gonna hate.

    Of course. It's same here. In my city we speak the most correct way, with best pronunciation and perfect grammar. The capital city's locals are called Sofiantsi, or also Shopi, and from there - Shop, Shopska salata (Shopska salad).

    Milk is mlyako. They call it mléko, which is wrong.
    Bread is hlyab. They call it hléb, which is wrong.

    And so on. They say we're from the deep province, but it's them who are the true rednecks. Something similar to TX.

    Not my character. I grew up differently. Thank god. I'm no more Bulgarian than an Eskimo. Blood is thicker my cockalorum. The title Bogan is free and open and reserved for my fellow Europeans, and especially Eastern Europeans.

    I'll never be the next Eastern European that goes on a foreign forum to try and show his pride, his nonexistent breakthroughs, and his fragmentary compass of mind. Yes, we can do great things, but only then when we see how deficient we are in general. At least I acknowledge that fact, which helps me grow exponentially and gives me no stops.

    If there's still human species. Won't be alive long enough to see, very well.
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    At this particular point in the history of the world, what is there really worth continuing to exist for?
     
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    Can't say. Every other day I see we're just an experiment, and we're failing. Everyone searches for God and the reason for existence and finds none when his child dies. Some will try and justify a violent death to a small kid by saying "it's God's will", and "to save the child from pain", if that's the case, where's our true free will to choose for ourselves whether to live, or to die?

    If someone else is always pulling the strings, then what's the point when your life has been designed.
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    Whoa!!!!!!! What pessimism!!! Totally unjustified. Well, mostly unjustified.

    t sounds like the Whining Lefties have got to you: "Everything's terrible, evil old capitalism is destroying the planet, 1% of the people own 99% of the wealth and all the rest of us are living in cardboard boxes and will starve to death unless we're shot by a policeman or poisoned by the lead that they put in the junk food they force us to eat ...."

    The world is getting wealthier every year, due to the fact that the market -- freer in some places than others -- allows human energy and ingenuity to keep discovering new things, to find better ways to make old things ... and this is true even in the worst places on earth. (Life expectancy has gone up by 11 years since 1990 in sub-Saharan Africa.)

    Okay ... human beings are just the third species of chimpanzee, and can be pretty nasty bunch, especially to each other. But step back, take the long view of history, and you'll be impressed with how far we've come.

    Texans are have a reputation for exaggerating -- have you heard the Colorado Mountain Lion joke? --- so don't take my word for it. Look here: WWW.HumanProgress.Org

    So, yes, lots of horrible news in the world, but, as a great scientist once said [or maybe just thought], e pur, si muove. [And for all you pedantic spoil-sports out there, yes, I know about this.]
     
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    I've been wondering if Bulgarica is a Bulgarian because his English is far too fluent for a foreigner.
     
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    Indeed, and he is quite proud of his capacity for a canard, or is that bullschit?
     
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    I thought he might be a smart-arse from his intro.
     
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    I don't want to knock the bloke given he is a newby just like me but to spin crap about 'carrying' in a restaurant or bar is a tad over the top, especially when the offered defence is along the lines of "I can lie as much and as often as I choose.'
     
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    If he's a newby to discussion forums then I'm an effing Dutchman. Trolls and gobby trouble-makers deserve to be knocked.
     
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    Welllllll, I confess I am no newby to discussion forums either. But I do not deliberately lie or make up crap about myself.
     
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    I can always screenshot my passport, if you'd like. I will write down your nicknames even. But first we bet, Escrow it, then I do this.

    And by the way, it's normal for the Bush Lawyer to attack me. I just defended the guns in a few threads, and he wanted guns banned in the US, so it's totally normal for him to attack me and try and undermine me. Typical bedraggled tactic used by liberals around the globe.

    You provide solid facts, they attack you. We've all seen this over the news, usually on the Hillary or MeToo rallies. BlackLivesMatter too.
     
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    Careful, I might call your bluff! :roflol:
     
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    Maybe someone helped us. I can track history way back and see that we only had invented the sword, nothing much. We were using candles for 5,000 or more years. And the last 150 years or so we are boomin.
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    No, it is not normal that I 'attack' you at all. We were discussing gun laws in Bulgaria and you said you 'carried' in bars and restaurants. All I did was ask you if that was legal or not. You dissolved into 'I lied.'

    Cheers.
     
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    It's $3,000 USD (three thousand dollars) that I hold a single citizenship, Bulgarian.
    Another three thousand American green dollars I bet for if you come here, we'll walk together in a Bar, a Lounge Bar, a Restaurant, and I, CCWing a gun (legal, with a self-defense permit). And I'll say to the Bartender that I have a gun. And he'll laugh. You know, this is not Nevada, where if you say that, you'll get shot by a bunch of rookie coppers on the spot for being a "terrorist" or a "mentally ill".

    If you win, you'll even be on plus since your plane ticket would be only a thousand. If you win on the first one, you can jump on the second bet.

    If you don't bet, then you're just talking that talk.

    And by the way, thanks for the "way too fluent for a foreigner". I will take that as a compliment. The first literate Bulgarian to fix just a tad his country's permanently ruined reputation. Since we Bulgarians usually deal with Credit card or banking fraud abroad.

    Yes, I will say I lied. I may lie now, you will never know. It's just you sounded like some internet PO and the question you asked me, directly, like that, I didn't like that, the way it sounded. And how should I know who are you and the position in life you do hold?
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    I could be wrong of course because I obviously have no way of knowing, but I suspect that you're living in the US but are of Bulgarian birth or heritage.
     
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    I'll take the bet......:juggle:.....and I admit lying about that. Let's see the screen shot you offered.
     
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    Will take that as a compliment again. Thanks.

    I was going to, in 2010, but changed my mind. A friend of mine, had a company, still has, wanted me there, there's this type of business VISA or whatever, not business VISA but ... if you're a business owner, you can get pretty much anyone in your company, even a Somali citizen. You do hold some responsibilities, so does the departing part. Like, I have to stay there, for a period of time. And if his company sells oranges, I must sell these oranges even if I hate it. And must prove that I'm better than the natives at selling oranges. Eventually I got scared so I didn't go. Not scared of him. Of the place where he lived, recent police shootings really got to me, ghettos, I don't know, latino gang members I guess and such. I'm a peaceful introvert and not that I don't like change, but I don't like violence and too much dynamics.

    Here, things go very slow. Extremely slow. Nothing really happens. I like that. A ranch somewhere in Wyoming, North Dakota, Idaho or Montana is perfect for me. I can die happily there without anyone knowing about it.

    Lying about what? And what's in it for me, about the photo of my identity. I can sure blur all the info, but still I have to make the effort to take a photo, and I'm a pretty lazy person, you feel me?

    Thanks.
     
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    I admit lying about taking the bet. So......screen shot.....and we both know it will establish nothing.

    :)
     
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    At great lengths I go sometimes, just to prove something to some unknown people. Here, you may even give that to the CIA so they can analyse it whether it is fake or real. They'll even tell you if it's Russian, hence the cyrillic "hieroglyphs".

    https://ibb.co/fwOGoe
    https://ibb.co/cbXWMz
     
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    Nifty. But.....what does it prove? Nada, zip, zero.....and it is not important anyway so let's allow normal transmission to resume.
     
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    Here. Proves enough alright. Case closed.

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    By the way.....google bush lawyer and you will see it has zero to do George Bush. It is relevant to my background.

    :)
     
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