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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Shame Fatback was having his sex change and couldn't come.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 13, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well...what do you expect since he was getting a transfusion at the time. I heard it was a complete success though and SHE is recovering nicely.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 13, 2018
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  3. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    IMG_4779.JPG IMG_4780.JPG

    Danny la rue. And StillBlue.
    Never saw them together did you?
     
    Sallyally, Dec 13, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Fatback is working on bringing back Go-Go dancing.


    This is her training video.....Congratulations by the way...Lookin' Good!
     
    tecoyah, Dec 13, 2018
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  5. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Sallyally is the real life Lisbeth Salander, though she has had her tattoos removed and can only bench press 500lbs now she can still decrypt Google Drive code on the fly..
     
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  6. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Nonnie is the Dawg ;)
     
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    LOL, that's right up your alley! North or south!
     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah? Well,...well, you just a old poopy head!
    *give me time to be more creative, streaming live PD TV*
     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    tecoyah was down at the ghetto store tonight, nobody wanted the services he was offering. Ru Paul and a few trans in a pink caddy came along and took pity and scooped him up, said they were headed to the pride parade in the Florida keys, a few hundred miles south. It was rumored that Elvis and Bigfoot were picked up along the way, hitchhiking on alligator alley.
    The car ran on methane from unicorn farts.
     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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  10. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Aleksander Ulyanov, or Spike Milligan, as he was called when performing, found the demands of life in the theatre too onerous. The popularity of his tv and stage shows impinged on his private life, and he reluctantly withdrew from his career as an entertainer and pretended to have died!
    Many famous personalities have gone down this road rather than suffer the constant intrusions by press and paparazzi. Who can blame them.
    Who can forget the pathos of his poem "the kangaroo of Australia".
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  11. FatBack

    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    LOL@this thread...

     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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  12. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Mike Judge is the man, King of the hill was 3 million times funnier than Family guy mind you Hemorrhoids are 3 million times funnier than Family guy.

    ****ing Manatees...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 13, 2018
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  13. StillBlue

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    Puppy Diddling has a TV channel now? Damn Trump for taking us down that road
     
    StillBlue, Dec 13, 2018
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    Manatees!

    True story: I was vacationing in Florida on the St. John's river where I saw lots of manatees.

    I did a little research about them, and learned that delerious lonely sailors mistook them for beautiful mermaids.

    I was out on my rented pontoon boat where I saw a bunch of them, and I wondered how long you would have to be at sea alone before you were fantasizing about having sex with a manatee.

    Turns out, about 45 minutes. :D
     
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  15. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    You were already well along that road on your own ;)
     
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    The brown skid mark gave it away.
     
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    I live in SW Fl.
    I had my back to the river and one came up for air about 10 ft away. near jumped outta my hide!
     
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    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just bought a house in Punta Gorda. :).
     
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    Ah, if you get to Arcadia, I can guide you to the fossil honey holes on the peace river,
     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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  20. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Is that a brothel for crusties?

    :)
     
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    No Bazinga. I live in "bone valley" and have been an avid fossil hunter. I have a world class collection.

    If I had 3 fossils for every dead soldier....

    My living room is a minor museum.

    Nothing better than a day of fossiling and drinking *emphasis on drinking* !!!
     
    FatBack, Dec 13, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hotdogr posed nude for the Homer Simpson character creation......he still gets royalty checks allowing him to supply his panty hose fetish.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 13, 2018
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  23. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    That's double entendre territory right there ;)
     
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    Speaking of skid marks, bet you had a doozy.
     
    StillBlue, Dec 13, 2018
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    Not as big as this guy

    0:12

    Probably fake but still amusing.
     
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