Drive interstate 5 through Portland and you will see MLK blvd and Rosa Parks road. That is a clear indication of a virtue signaling liberal city. Oregon is probably my least favorite state. I’ve been pumping my own gas for 33 years, but oh no, not in Oregon, in the name of job creation, they have mandatory pump jockeys that take their job pretty damn seriously. It appears all of the good looking women fled Oregon many decades ago. I don’t imagine beauty contests are a regular occurrence there. Oregon....it’s a nice state to have in your rear view mirror.
Apparently they have done physics research on this complete with examples https://priceonomics.com/why-cant-we-build-a-splash-proof-toilet/ But I still think the answer might be this I saw this and thought “why wouldn’t they make it funnel shaped? That would seem more logical and then I thought “what would a kid do if they saw a funnel next to the toilet?
This is just a tiny bit off topic but it involves urinals and is funny! I was in grad school ( going nights) when the Iranian terrorists took our embassy staff hostage. We had a lot of Iranian students in the business school of my university. So one our our American students ( probably a young undergrad) copied the picture of Ayatollah Huemenii from the cover of time and made a transpiracy out of it. He stuck pictures of The Ayatollah in the urinals in the second floor men's room of the business school. On one night as I got to my first class a student said that I had to go see what was in the men's room. I didn't want to go see until one of the adults in my class came out laughing his azz off. Obviously us American students had one hell of a fun time pissing off the Iranians. Later that night an Iranian student came out of the bathroom literally crying like a toddler yapping in Farsi. A gang of Iranians went into the mens rooms and after a while came out still yapping Farsi. Our young student went in and said that the Iranians stole the pictures of the Ayatollah from the urinals. Someone suggested using crazy glue next time. The administration posted a notice that anyone caught "defacing" bathroom fixtures would be subject to disciplinary action. There was an Iranian woman-girl in one of my classes and after the Iranian terrorists committed their barbaric acts of hostage taking she started wearing a Jihibob on her head.
I don't like using urinals so it's OK with me. But you know that if some PC moron is making the decision, there has to be some PC moron rationale to it.
Ha! Yes, it can be done without all the splatters, but I honestly don't think too many even think about it. Maybe it would be more effective to have a "wild" restroom with grass, tree leaves, and such. Go Natural!
I agree that physics and trajectory science studies need to be conducted to determine what the best Angle of the Dangle is best for addressing a urinal that way we can determine what is the American Standard we can force the rest of the world to comply with. Or maybe just California. To be paid for by Kohler LLC , Amerikanski Urinal Corp, or Urine Nation Products Group Inc not the American taxpayers.
You should carry sanitary wipes with you; they are small packets and easily fit into your pocket. Now that makes sense.
With any luck I'll never, ever have to set foot in Portland, Oregon again. That said, if I ever do have to go there and use one of their restrooms, I'll simply PISS ON THE FLOOR.... . Why not? It's what the homeless bums do all the time....
Nah, those trend setters in Cali will have the whole nation doing the street shiet very soon, aint it cool!
It's good that all other American problems have been solved so that the right can focus on restroom design.
I don't think anyone but the alt left was concerned about bathroom designs until now. Men and women respectively know which restroom is theirs. Now you want men and women to pee together. That's on you buddy.
So your solution to my pissing all over the seat is to clean and sterilize after I'm finished. Well aint you special
I think most people don't mind cleaning their own home toilets, but granted, it takes a special person to clean up after complete strangers! Vut Poly has a point, it's a brave new world out there now and wanting to clean up after someone else uses the head, well, there are much stranger things going on in this world that actually trivialize this act of neighborly gesture!