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    Beto is done....

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    Come on trolley. To a land of Imagination. What... X is imaginative. Whats up with this. X the Owl is super imaginative and future like.

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    Got some clocks. Got a cow in a tree. Whats that. Rocking Chairs. I love Crusader Kings. Museum go Round.
     
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    Museum-Go-Round Presbyterian Parthenon edition.
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    Yes, Japan gets everything. The Two Kingdoms Doctrine is wrong. It gives you powers on earth. Russia is the Supremer Orthodox. PCUSA has to start Christianity all over. Africa is my sorta workin'-on-it zone. France has Private Prayers which Totally pleases me, then they throw on their Chic short haircut lesbo jackets and such, that's for public. Hananim is my Halloween costume. Lee Myung Bak is a good Confederate. All the world is supposed to speak one language, that's sort of a Jewish/Greek polyglot thing.
     
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    Time is ripe for the realms of the Westminster Confession! Then they never noticed us, so they put a catholic back in charge. Then Scotland went thru the Bishops War. Then as if they Cared about Puritans, then they made a Solem League and Covenant. Then The Puritan Parliament agreed to make a stand, then came Alabama, they wrote the Bonnie Blue Flag and constitution too. Then The Solemn League and Covenant had Parliament agree to the Westminster Confession in Scotland and England too. Then the Oliver Cromwell, for whom "God is King", didn't really care about anybody, poop. Then the Puritans made some colonies, then everybody is all Puritan Pilgrims toooooo. The end.!
     
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    Hey'd you hear about that time, I left England, because there were Spice Girls on every corner? They made a word for me, Puritanical?

    [​IMG]No I'm a Bonnie Scottish Imperialist, yarhar, kiss me kilt, your grannie's hairy fanny, ar.
     
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    1339010898-yongsan-ibd-seoul-02-353x500[1].jpg The Ahn Chang Ho Reformed Society with no American Occupation Period. Everyone knows it. Provisional Governments never should have American Occupation periods! Queen Amidala.
     
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    [​IMG] Heaven is a very secret place where enemies cannot always know where we are. Or maybe its big like , America. This is the submit to your Heavenly Rulers sermon.
     
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    Hey did you guys know that Korea is a singular country , by itself? Should Auld Acquaintance, be forgot, and aullld lanng syyyne. Like Historically... This is pre 80's... 70's maybe.
     
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    Super Detail in the Apotheosis of Washington... We can see "Hail Columbia". Also... You.. I want to take you to a Gay Bar... I want to take you to a gay bar. gay bar...
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    I actually had something like that happen after I'd testified for about an hour.

    Sobbing, the defendant then told the judge that everything I had testified to was true, and she just wanted to make sure all the evidence was there before pleading guilty.

    True story.
     
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    That literally doesn't sound like courtroom procedure, and if there is a change of plea, it'd be a defense attorney striking the first plea of guilty,under duress or insanity or something.
     
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    [​IMG] 12 ministers and a third of declaration of independence signers are Presbyterian, makes one wonder, how the Constitution's Freedom of Religion, got turned into Satan worship.
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    [​IMG] True pic from Saturday in our city, at bikefest. November 1st in SW Florida. She has the strut!
     
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    I heard this story years ago. A jury was sent out to elect their foreman. They returned and the judge asked” Have you elected a foreman?”

    One of the jurors answered “ Yes, your Honour, and we find the defendant guilty!”
    That’s the way to run a trial quick and efficient!
     
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    One time, I had a new Assistant District Attorney (ADA), fresh out of law school, prosecuting my case. After lengthy deliberations, it ended up being a hung jury. A couple of months later, before the retrial, I told that young ADA how to make the closing argument. So we had the retrial. All the same evidence was presented as in the first trial. However, this time the ADA presented the closing arguments in the way I suggested. The jury went out to deliberate, and we went and got a cup of coffee. After a few sips of coffee, the ADA got a call that the jury was back with a verdict.

    They had only deliberated about 10-15 minutes.

    Guilty.

    Another true story.

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    Words are mighty things.
     
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