Not unlike Will Smith in "Legend", in my fantasy, I am the sole survivor of a world wide epidemic. In my fantasy however, the virus only affects men by turning them all into flaming homosexuals. In my gay legend fantasy, I'm the last straight man on Earth. If that ever happens, I'm totally wearing a super hero cape. I'd be the right guy for the job too because I'm a giver like that. Denise, my wife, well she'd just have to understand - right?
...of all the gay men doing you? You wish all the men in the world were gay. Are you sure this isn't a coming out issue?
You realize that woman would rather hang with gay guys and the women will just hook you up to milking machine cause with modern medicine, you''re really not needed.
Are you no more than 35 years old, extremely good looking, and ultra fit? If not, you'll be no more use than any of the other men. No woman is so desperate for sex that she'll tolerate a repulsive male. We're not wired like you think we're wired.
All right. If not every other man, at least make every other man who is more attractive to women than me gay, ok?
Still won't help. The attractive women will still lust after the good looking men, whether they're gay or not - and you'll be left with the unattractive women.
Well that's no good. I can get ugly girls now even with all of the competition. I was hoping that by eliminating the competition I would … Oh well, my wife wouldn't let me do it anyway.
It'll work, IF you're the aforementioned godlike supermodel guy. If not, then you expect nothing but ugly chicks.
I guess I'll have to amend the virus in my fantasy and have it just kill all of the other men. Perhaps I'd fare better if I was the last man on Earth. Surely, if I was the very last man on Earth, my wife would understand. Wouldn't she?
Your wife may understand, but you'll still have no luck with the attractive ladeeez. Female wiring doesn't compel us to mate if conditions aren't right. Unless you're a male stunner, the female stunners will find that conditions aren't right. It's not as though as the sole male, you could offer them anything valuable in other areas (which for a certain kind of low-value female, will compensate for lack of youth and beauty), like being super rich. You're more likely to be the poorest human on earth, given you will have no brethren with whom to consolidate power.
"High five her"? Haven't you been following this thread? Denise is the only one I get to have sex with. I'm going to high the whole nine her.