The employees at the Amazon distribution center, in Kent, Wa, are protesting because they don't have any masks or hand sanitizer, and one employee there has tested positive. I emailed them to say that they can usually get anything they need online, from Amazon.
Coming soon: Trump Crematoriums! MDGA! Making death great again! Also coming soon, the new trump protein crackers. Keto friendly.
Reporter: Mr President, you stated a month ago that the number of infections will soon be zero. Do you admit that you were wrong? trump: That is a horrible and partisan question to ask. You are scum. Your mother hates you. I said no real Americans will be infected. It is a Chinese virus. If you have it you are Chinese, not American. Okay? Got it? There are no American infections.
The trump administration released it's revised distancing standards today. It is a manual that already existed called How avoid disease transmission, by Stormy Daniels. As a result, condoms are flying off the shelf like toilet paper.
Mr Pillow is going to make medical masks! What could possibly go wrong with having a pillow on your face?
He claimed his pillows cure everything from multiple sclerosis to cerebral palsy. They might be a cure for Covid 19 as well.
Trump announced today that he will determine how many ventilators each State will need. This will be based on the amount of oxygen he feels each patient will need.
Today trump told his followers that it is going to get ugly. In order to beat Biden in November, this needs to be over. He explained that his followers can all make a difference and move this along by licking 10 public doorknobs, once a day..
The White House announced today that Ventilators provided by the Federal Government are to be called Trumpilators. Whenever a State receives Trumpilators from the Federal Government, a thank you note praising trump shall be written by the Governor of that State. It shall be read aloud on the evening news along with at least two references to the incredible product, My Pillow.
Trump introduced the Covfefe 19 Task Force this afternoon. He also stated that millions of N-69 masks will be going out.
GOP Governors standing up for liberty - No ****** virus tells us 'mercans what to do. I'm going to church and then the bar. MAGA!
Mixed signals: It's a hoax. People always get the flu. Nothing to worry about, go on about your normal activities. Gun shops are essential businesses that need to remain open because people need guns in these times. Is it Nirvana or Armageddon?
It's the RW Nirvageddon! They get to call it a hoax while hiding under the bed with an AK... in case the virus attacks.