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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. signalmankenneth

    signalmankenneth Well-Known Member

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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    https://news.yahoo.com/national-geographic-adds-5th-ocean-172215829.html
    National Geographic adds 5th ocean to world map


    Don't Support The 5th Ocean
    4 is enough
    Pluto is the 9th planet ​
    Just say, "No!", to a 5th Ocean
    Witness hegemony by the 5th on . . .
    Same ole
    same ole
    Scientist Diving For Dollars


    Renew Your NGO subscription today :blahblah:
    Not Moi! I gave up mine years ago.


    Moi     :oldman:
    humor requires a "truth".





    Canada-12.jpg ​
    How many generations does it take for immigrants to
    morph into the :flagcanada: race?

    Canada-5.gif


    ​
     
    Moi621, Jun 11, 2021
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    What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    A hippo is heavy but a Zippo is a little lighter.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 11, 2021
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    Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

    God couldn't find a virgin?
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 11, 2021
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    Phyxius, Jun 12, 2021
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    Take it up with the Aussies, it is in their back yard so they must have needed a place to dump their Foster's cans because we Americans have dumped OUR trash in the other 4 already.

    ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Jun 12, 2021
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    Time marches on and things change. Not even King Lear could turn back the tide.

    accept change! It’s hard, but you’ll be grateful later on.
     
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    I think you mean King Canute.
    Lear just shouted at storms.
     
    Montegriffo, Jun 12, 2021
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    Those kings all look alike to me! ;)
     
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    Yep, you’re right.
     
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    That's regicist.
    On Her Majesty's birthday too. :no:
     
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    That was because storms interfered with his jet.
     
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    The average teenage boy can see more hot babes on the internet in an hour, than our ancestors saw in a lifetime.
     
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    I never mentioned Queens! :eek:

    Who didn't like Freddie Mercury? ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Jun 13, 2021
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    Should read "ALL of his ancestors combined in their lifetimes.*"

    *Unless he has ancient Roman lords in his history! Those were some randy folks.
     
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    Most of the country's problems could be eliminated if stupid people just knew they are stupid.
     
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    Back in MY day, we masturbated to the bra and panty section of our mother's Sears catalog. And we liked it dmmit.

    Then came Playboy and Penthouse. Lots of beautiful women but no penetration. And you had to be sure you didn't accidentally cause the pages to stick together.

    Years later, I was anxiously awaiting a JPG to download for ten minutes or more...

    Then came videos...and then really nasty videos...download, downloading...

    ....oh stop spinning hourglass. I'm horny!!!

    Then came high speed internet and anything you could want

    Then came porn-induced erectile dysfunction...
     
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    Sort of poetic isn’t it?
     
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    Covid is winding down here in the US. With a little luck, before long things will be getting back to normal where the number of people killed in mass shootings is greater than the number of people killed by Covid each day.
     
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    Just caught two die-hard "liberal haters" here who have ties to Russia. One thinks Putin is adorable!

    How about that? What a shock.
     
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    Below the belt, Sir! :aww:
     
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    What? That's a good thing!
     
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    Finding three wise men proved tricky too. ;)
     
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