Sex Robots pass the Turing Test. Sex Robots have become so realistic that they refuse to have sex; claim to have a headache, and roll over.
Sex Robot arrested for prostitution. The new product from Disney has true gender fluidity and can change from male to female and back again at will. The robot apparently ran amok due to a sex virus. The customers had no idea it was a robot. All were recorded by video through the eyes of the robot while having sex. It isn't clear exactly what crime was committed.
Studies reveal that 83 percent of married men had no idea that there was a wrong way to put milk back into the fridge until they were married.
In the spirit of public rental bicycles available in many cities, a new chain of public rental AK-47 kiosks are going up in red cities all over the former Bible Belt. The Gun Belt, as it is now known, will make it possible for anyone to rent a high-power assault weapon using nothing but a credit card or a debit card, pay pal, Amazon dollars, and other private currencies. With recent events, AK Kiosks are going up most quickly in areas around schools. Ammo vending machines can be found in all Chick-Fil-A restaurants and participating Evangelical churches.
Come on now! A "gender fluid" sex robot from Disney that can change from male to female and back again? THAT is funny!
Arkansas makes full nudity illegal, even for married couples. When asked for the motivation for such a law, one representative replied "Have you seen the average Arkansan lately? We are trying to slow down the divorce rate."
GOP Officially Supports Sea Level Rise This is ridiculous argued Sen Rand Paul. You need water to live. More water is better. We all know that. Why would anyone be opposed to having more water?
June 1st, 2122: The News Headlines The 97th variation of the Covid 19 virus is thought to be the last. The newest vaccinations are delivered by genetically engineered mosquitoes. Keith Richards dies of Covid
"Woman who got abortion says she grew tired of her baby kicking her" "Help! I am a Lesbian, trapped in a man's body"
Recent study shows that 83% of married men thought that someone else would put the milk back in the fridge.
New toilets recycle the water used for flushing. You can use the recycled water to flush again, or drink it! If you add the artificial flavoring it tastes great. The solid waste can go right into your garden or be burned in a wood stove or fireplace.
Actually I've heard that the car goes into evasive manoeuvres and the police stop chasing you. You think you're home free until the car parks in a police station and shuts off after locking you in.