Knock Knock. Who's there? Suspense. Suspense who?...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Apologies for the size. The guy on the left sign says "Gun sellers are accomplices to crime." The guy on the right sign says, "Spoons made me fat."
I don't know what it's made out of, but I have a little bear sitting on a toilet seat and it says, bear bottoms welcome. It hangs in my bathroom. It makes me smile and or laugh, every time I see it. lol.
I made this one up myself. Why do schizophrenic people always talk to themselves? Because, they want to talk to the smartest person in the room!!! lol. A. Schizophrenic people can be extremely smart. B. if they see someone that isn't really there, then they could be the only one in the room. lol.
wtf are you talking about? this thread is about jokes. I'm not in this part of the forum to debate politics. I'm here to have fun, and joke around.
i'm diabetic type 2. I'd have to go with sugar free jello. But I don't really like lime. I'm more a strawberry, or blue kind of jello.
I'm Type 1. 'Sugar Free' is sometimes worse for you then just addressing real (as real as chemically infused sugar can be) sugar. But personal choice. Lime Jello goes with plastic sheets and rubber walrus masks. Just sayin'.
I never got to do it, but one time my ex, brought over some plastic sheets, and 4 bottles of sugar free blueberry syrup. We were suppose to wrestle in it. Now, it's on my bucket list to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!