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Man with World's Largest Penis, frisked by TSA

Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by Liebe, Jul 18, 2012.

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  1. Liebe

    Liebe Banned

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    Personality and sense of humour are what really counts. :laughing:
     
    Liebe, Jul 19, 2012
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    Whats with the laughing smile??? I don't get it!
     
    daddyofall, Jul 19, 2012
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  3. Brewskier

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    Not a good looking guy either. I guess you don't have to be if you're packing something like that.
     
    Brewskier, Jul 19, 2012
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  4. Brewskier

    Brewskier Well-Known Member

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    What's that old joke?

    "Whenever a woman complains about my package, I reply "Well, it may not be thick, but it's short!"
     
    Brewskier, Jul 19, 2012
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  5. Brewskier

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    lol, I was thinking the same thing.
     
    Brewskier, Jul 19, 2012
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    Ron Jeremy proved this long ago.
     
    leftlegmoderate, Jul 19, 2012
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    Beevee Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And how does everyone know he has the largest penis on record?

    Oh! I realise it now!

    He's an American!
     
    Beevee, Jul 19, 2012
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    Funniest thread ever. I've thoroughly enjoyed the comments. 15 thumbs up!!! :winner:
     
    Trinnity, Jul 19, 2012
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  9. Liebe

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    I have to agree. It is a riot!
     
    Liebe, Jul 20, 2012
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    Just making you boys feel better, daddy-long-legs (meant as a term of endearment - pun intended) :lick:
     
    Liebe, Jul 20, 2012
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    Oh no, he is hideous! I am shattered. All dreams dashed.
     
    Liebe, Jul 20, 2012
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    Well let's see yours if you are up to compete. I'll judge fairly and I am completely neutral, not being American or Canadian myself. :p
     
    Liebe, Jul 20, 2012
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    It's well documented here that I cannot even find mine without a magnifying glass.
     
    Beevee, Jul 20, 2012
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    Many people when young and fat or obese would refer to their belly buttons as being an inney or an outey depending on whether it popped out in clear view or recessed itself inside under all that blubber. Older overweight men can now relate to this inney/outey phenomenon by witnessing the same thing with the recessing of their teeny weeny penises (inneys) as they go into hiding or in taking umbrage from the embarrassment of it all.
     
    Libhater, Jul 20, 2012
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    What kind of a tool would wear tight clothing like that and display his wares? (if a woman wears tight clothes, you know what you'd call her...) (you all would definitely call her)
     
    Viv, Jul 20, 2012
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    This reminds me of an old sketch comedy skit by the Upright Citizens Brigade

    [video=youtube;QpGzzAD85KQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpGzzAD85KQ&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL623ECC9ED053D521[/video]
     
    Brewskier, Jul 20, 2012
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    He'd destroy all of those chicks, lol.
     
    The XL, Jul 21, 2012
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    this thread has 621 views LOL!!! well 622 now lol.
     
    Lary, Jul 21, 2012
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    What does a woman having sex with him say? Ouch.
     
    Hoosier8, Jul 21, 2012
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    Bowerbird, Jul 21, 2012
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    Viv, Jul 22, 2012
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    That looks artificial don't believe its real, its one of those medical malpractices like seen in plastic surgery where one buttock is more droopy than the other. it looks like it could be filled with silicone

    The anatomy of it does not look functional, the amount of blood taken from his legs to fill that will leave him anemic and possibly pass out from excitment.
     
    liberalminority, Jul 22, 2012
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    Sour grapes? :hug:
     
    Liebe, Jul 24, 2012
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    Sour grapes and no sense of humor; a deadly combination.
     
    Libhater, Jul 24, 2012
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