A priest tells 3 nuns that they can rest for a week and sin. After a week, the 3 nuns come back from their vacation. The priest asked the first nun: "What was your sin?" Nun: "I got drunk and passed out in the street" The priest took a handful of holy water and poured on her, "God forgives you". The priest then asked the second nun the same question. The second nun answered: "I had casual sex with a guy" The priest was a bit shocked. He took a handful of holy water and poured on her, "God forgives you". Then the same question was asked to the last nun. The last nun giggled and said: "i p1ssed in the holy water"