Smartie's Bar & Grill #69

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  1. yiostheoy

    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    For breakfast at 5PM -- I just woke up from sleeping after my last night's graveyard shift.

    - 2 deviled eggs

    - 1 small bowl of boiled oatmeal.

    I made the deviled eggs thus:

    - Hard boil 2 eggs for 10 minutes.

    - Rinse with cold water and shell both.

    - Slice up in a bowl.

    - Add 1 heaping tablespoon of mayo and 1 of sweet relish.

    - Mix by stirring.

    I made the boiled oatmeal thus:

    - Bring to a boil 1 cup water, 1 patty of butter, 2 dashes of salt, and 1 ounce pure maple syrup all together in a pot.

    - Add 1/2 cup old fashioned oatmeal when briskly boiling.

    - Reduce heat to medium.

    - Simmer for 5 to 10 minutes until smooth and creamy.

    This is a nice lite filling breakfast for the new day / or night as the case may be.

    My 12 hour shift starts at 8PM and runs thru 0800AM in the morning.

    Today is my Thursday.

    Tomorrow is my Friday.

    Then on the real Friday morning (everyone else's Friday) I will drop off my SUV on the way home and get the oil and filter changed and the transfer case oil checked. I looked under it yesterday to make sure all the bolts were good, and saw that the transfer case seemed to be leaking.
     
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    A hurricane has the blast force of a multitude of hydrogen bombs.

    Hot air rises over tropical Africa.

    Rotation of the Earth causes a vortex in the clouds.

    Rotation of the Earth moves the Ocean under the hot air and clouds.

    Moister from the Ocean feeds the storm.

    Soon you have a monster.

    Same thing happens over tropical South America and Indonesia.

    The Earth is a hurricane factory.

    Everybody in the Carolina's better get tha' hell out.
     
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    The worst thing we get in the Rocky Mtns is avalances during the ski season.

    But no worries if you just stay out of the canyons.

    The skiers have to worry though.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Griswold family palm trees. :)

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Youre making egg salad, not deviled eggs. Just so you know. :hungry:
     
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    Omg I never got along with him from the very start. He hated me and the feeling was mutual.
     
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    Try this! :)

     
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    I take each person on their own merits.... some clash worse than oil and water. Others, well, I try to be civil, but once they've broken the surface, the snark can be hard to contain.
     
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    At least two of us were over 1200 miles apart. Even for the best of us, that is a rough schmooz.
     
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    Nope, I’m not that cool and I don’t like politics, which should bring about a few WTFs if I’m lucky.
     
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    Of course not. He’s never even been able to spell TMI.
     
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    OF COURSE she does! Ya don’t see many smartmouthmen around here, do you?
     
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    I like you already.
     
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    So, just visiting for the social aspect? I, for one, admit I come to see the latest doings here at the bar, and only occasionally venture out into the political threads. There are some loonies from both sides running around out there! :omfg:
     
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    Just don't believe everything SMW says about me.
     
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    <<<<< Shows her Bic Lighter.....Looks her up and down, and Pulls out a bottle of Vodka. [​IMG]
     
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    Would love to set in on fire, believe that.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    But you do have a habit for Posting ... Righto.
    Like 2.5 posts per year.I think I throw-up more each year.
    Used for exaggeration.
    Bee 4 real
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You're WAY over yer posting limit per year.
    What are you ... On some Morphine drip er somethin'. ?
     
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    Uh huh, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself without work.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I apologize to everyone especially ArmySoldier for that reply.
    I made it in a bad mood.It is untrue,of course.
    Sometimes a message board can and does bring out the worst
    in a fellow poster.
    I let my guard down.Fell prey to a personal attack because I was
    ticked off.
     
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    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    For dinner/breakfast at 1000AM:

    - reheated leftover chicken SOS over wheat bread toast

    - white Pinot Grigio wine to wash it down with

    - moonshine chaser.
     
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    Unfortunately not.....she has to return from vacation and they expect her at work this week. Not run off and start a new life on some deserted island. [​IMG]
     
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    Yup but it tastes just like deviled eggs.
     
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    Yep, and if anything, my existence is momentary. I’m not the same scribing Chatty Cathy i once was. I rode Smarty’s virtual coattails for 20+ years now and it should say something pretty substantial about her that we are great friends who still have never met IRL. Truth. Or we are both just really lazy. Lol
     
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