What in the lives of heterosexuals would change? Martin and I would still be living in our house, with our kid, driving our cars, doing our jobs, we'd have one more piece of paper in our filing cabinet. Do they think we will cease to exist if they persist in not allowing us to legally marry? Since the Lawrence decision, they can no longer lock us up in jail for it. Straight people don't have to look in my filing cabinet, and I'd prefer they didn't.

I really hate liver and onions. I can't stand the smell of it cooking, and the idea of people eating it, makes me sick. So you know what? I don't have any. I have a nice cheeseburger instead.

If you don't like gay marriage, don't have one, eat your cheeseburger and shut the hell up.