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Originally Posted by SenaxFlatulus";p="
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert,
Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that
it's just for couples."
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I'd like to take this opportune moment to clarify a misconception about bisexuality. Bisexuality does not necessarily equal polygamy. It is a label that represents the potential to love either gender. For some people this may mean polygamy, but for many it means a the potential to be in a monagamous, committed relationship with either sex.