my first "pope law" would be all prostitutes, single women should be paid by the collection money to have sex with the pope (me) and priests in the Vatican. that way 'sin' would be removed from the streets, and any sin in the city wouldn't be forgiven imediatly as it would be blessed. this way i would clean up the streets and reduce sin.

i would only like to pay the prostitutes, the single women would hopefully be cathlics, so if we could TELL them to come to vatican, that way we can save money, and buy a souped up pope-mobile - any maybe a nice new fountain for the mass 'bathings' with olive oil...to, ahemm, cleanse the body....you know, as part of the who anti-sin process.

frankly, i'd make a great pope. church attendance up, sin down - i would probally get sainted.

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