City officials just announced the official Houston 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
Yankees use 45 South to Galveston
Longhorns use 290 West to Austin

Aggies use 610 Loop.

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Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive. - Theodore Roosevelt