But first, I have to agree with Java.
http://www.jeffyorkes.com/images/JY3D_SamTheEagle.jpg
When I saw his post I remembered "Muppet Treasure Island", where Long John Silver convinces Sam Eagle to take a rowboat out for two weeks, just to make sure there's no holes.
But that doesn't fit. Sam Eagle may be grumpy, but he doesn't have a sense of humor. Luckily, I didn't have to look much further: (drumroll please)
What Senax Looks Like
http://static.flickr.com/21/31116509_4fbedc5455_o.jpg
"Waldorf, you fool, you've saved the main character!"
"Maybe, but it's too late to save the movie!"
"Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!"