Sorry force but i'd have to go with
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/w...htm/weenie.htm
It just suits you perfectly.
JP you retire from a thread after a few posts, you don't really red anyones reply, you really spam out the posts, you do get viscous quickly and most of what you start a thread with comes from fox (factual errors

). Furious Granny? Nah not quite old enough to avoid getting laid into completely.
Sadist:
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/w...igdogmetoo.htm