Okay, I've already written what I would do with health care and Social Security, and now I've formed my final tax plan. Find 3.5 million people each year at random and charge them a $1,000 user fee (to be paid later) for walking on public sidewalks or other public property. Exclude the homeless and other beggars, of course, and avoid taxing the same person twice in this way: Give a $1,000 "IOU" complete with the date of the taxation to each person chosen at random, and put an electronic code in it known only to the government. There would be no disincentive and tax revenue would soar, allowing for national health insurance. After instating this, I would eliminate all other taxes.