Politics is a dirty business. If you don't like name calling I suggest you avoid politics. Bush was not drafted into the presidency. He ran for the office and as badly he has served the people of the United States he deserves a nick name or two. I call him King George, bubble boy the great deceiver.

The king George part is that he is using the power of the executive to turn the United States into a totalitarian country similar to the UK under king Gorge. The bubble boy part comes from him always being in an information bubble and not watching the TV news. The great deceiver part comes from the BS spin they gave us as to why we needed to invade the nation of Iraq.
Heck they called Bill Clinton Slick Wily and he is one of the best presidents the US has ever had. 8 years and he did not start a war, left the economy booming, and racked up budget surpluses. And they still call him names. Nixon was tricky Dick. Heck you just aren’t cool as a leader if you don't have a nickname. What's his name over at the fed is called Helicopter Ben. He hates it but I think it's a cool nick name.
