Currently the only options that seem viable are the NSA and IRS. I'm also considering selling real estate. It seems I must work with the forces of evil to get my foot in somewhere.
What I really love are the jobs in other states where they refuse phone interviews and refuse to help with your transportation. They say "Oh yeah, if you happen to be in California..." It would just be my luck to wind up spending a week's pay to go out for an interview only to find it's a pyramid scheme. There seem to be no end to those either.
It doesn't help that I'm not sure if my resume looks good and have no concept of how to write a cover letter- bragging has never been my strong suit- can't do it without being funny. Anybody know if Comedy Central is looking for soc majors?

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside