It is time to put aside the petty differences of Big Al and holy herbs and stress the union of Jesuddhists as a group of crazy people with eyes set on improving the world through the creation of yet another silly religion.
As you might have noticed, the false prophet Shambo has been releasing in mass large numbers of mean-hearted and funny in a not-so-funny kind of way posts. For months we have sat back in typical passive Jesuddhist fashion.
But now it seems he is gaining followers. And unlike us, they seem to not be able to think for themselves. This will give his following great strength.

Now I ask: Who is the real official loony cult of this site?
We must stand in unification, Nawbutters and Javites and Doctites.
It is time that we strike back!
How, you ask...
I don't know.

Neither the doctrine of serious argument nor the doctrine of ignore-them-they'll-go-away has worked thus far. So I propose that we try infiltrating their threads with nonsense that puts theirs to shame.
But I bet someone else has a better idea.
Meanwhile we need to up our recruitment rate.
And figure out how to charge people... or perhaps we can assume people to be members unless they pay us not to be...

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