10. She's the walking embodiment of "bitter bithe" face.
9. Looking at her makes your nuts shrink up into your body (you know it's true, guys). I don't even have nuts, and she makes mine shrink.
8. She waffles more on her positions than Cuisinart.
7. She's way too cozy with Satan.
6. If she isn't having sexual relations with Satan, it's possible she IS Satan.
5. She makes real witches look bad.
4. Staring into her eyes may turn you to stone.
3. She's twice as liberal as Bill, with half the personality.
2. Her ears are way too big, and she's stolen Yoda's light saber.
1. Voting for her will usher in the reign of the anti-Christ.

She is the embodiment of all that is evil, even worse than Walmart.

*For the record, Trouble is a staunch agnostic who doesn't subscribe to any religious mythologies at all.

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Catz Meow
Badly behaved.
Hedonistic Lemming.

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JW Frogen, my new favorite noob poster:

If you are such a weak jellyfish you can be bullied on a forum where you can ignore any poster you do not want to read than I suggest you move to Tibet, convert to Buddhism, protest the Chinese occupation, be killed as you will by the Chinese and hope you come back with some form of backbone.