Omnipotent leader - Moi

Assistant vice janitor- DBG (she likes that subject)

SEC cheif - truebrit

vp - senax

dept of health education and welfare - SOD - he can figure out a way to work beer into the system

DOT - JagWarrior

Dept of Energy - Hansmoleman - how do you find the time

EEOC - Foutmouthed margaret- would be lots of fun