Amendment XXVIII

Section 1: In the event of war being declared by the United States, the President of the United States, the Speaker of the House, the Minority Whip of the House, the Majority Leader of the Senate, the Minority Leader of the Senate, and the Secretary of Defense shall report to a training facility specified by Congress to get the basic training necessary for a soldier in the United States Military. After a maximum training period of one (1) month, said individuals shall report for service in a front line unit where said individuals shall actively fight the war alongside the innocent soldiers who had no part in deciding to declare the war.

Section 2: No soldier shall be punished for deciding to grab one of the individuals listed in Section 1 and using him or her as a human shield.