Gorillas, okay. Even those nasty bonobos can have rights.

But Chimps - no way. Not in this life, bud. Besides, they're not wearing uniforms, so they don't get any rights.

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Let's waterboard 'em and then we'll see what they've got.

Wouldn't you like to interrogate the one that did the Van Halen video?

"Well, there I was, just standing there peeling my banana, and then the music started and there was this incredibly foxy blonde chick dressed like a nurse...."