It is Joker's neighbour who is the false idol!! He lives near the holy land of Big Al's Grocery store and became jealous of the glory of Big Al and the righteousness of his followers. And thus did the forces of grimescale corrupt the Son of Bob as they corrupted you and the original heathen, nawbut!

The Son of Bob proclaims 'Bow before me, for I am your God!' yet how can a god have a father? He is but a mere human, or a low-strength disinfectant sent into the toilet bowl by Big Al who was claimed by the forces of grime scale. Repent! Repent while there is time, for Big Al is all loving, but if you do not worship Him, He shall be mighty pissed! And shall put His holy foot so far up your arses it will wiggle out like a holy leather tongue!

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It's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation... - Jim Morrison