I do not own a gun and I will never own a gun.

Why?

1- Owning a gun is not a "tradition" in my family.

2- Shooting at a target is as exciting to me as watching cars go around and around in a circle for hours.

3- I do not own a pickup truck so I would have no where to put the gun rack.

4- I am smart enough to realize that more people get shot by their own guns than who are successful stopping burglaries.

5- I do not enjoy shooting "critters" (i.e. squirrels, raccoons, stray cats) and skinn'n them.