I'd be tempted to make horror films... but I feel modern film is inherently bad for real horror. Horror is based on subtlety and requires a lot of skill to translate into a film that interests today's audiences. And as much as I like stupid horror flicks, I can't bring myself to make one.

So I'd try my hand at dark comedy and dystopic satire.

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside