Man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"

God responded, " Yes?"

And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"


"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, " God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said,

"Sure!....... just a second."

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.