- US leaves the UN
- US leaves NATO
- Euros wake up from 60 year appeaser snooze
- US/Israel bomb Iran nuke plants
- Korean assasinates Kim Jong-il
- Castro cashes in chips
- US builds mexican border wall
- US stops throwing money down african rat hole
- Bush gets to appoint another USSC justice
- Air America FINALLY collapses
- Free speech enforced at american universities
- USSC rediscovers Equal Protection Clause, Second Amendment, First Amendment
- Americans rediscover "Merry Christmas"
- NARAL leaders run over by a dump truck
- Hillary looks even more "old lady"
- Hollywood revenue continues to decline
- Big 3 network audience share continues decline
- Obama emerges as likely dem prez nominee
- stock market continues upward

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