04-08-2008, 12:36 PM
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Abortion Debate - Do not click on this link!
Here's a site I tripped over that was just so strange that I had to share. This is not to be taken seriously at all (and there are graphic pics in the link so beware if you decide to click on it). More of a exaggerated dark humor approach to the whole crazy debate
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Abortion
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Abortion refers to the gut-bustingly hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly baby is instead destroyed before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world. A sure fire subject to send any politically minded community into a 400 comment flame war.
There are two schools of thought regarding abortion: pro-life (aka anti-woman by feminists) and pro-choice (aka anti-human). Both of them are characterized by producing extreme portions of drama and nearly no logical points whatsoever. However, everyone knows that neither of these two parties are correct, and that the only sensible stance is for killing babies and not letting women have the right to choose.
There are many pro-life communities on LiveJournal (the biggest one being prolife), just as there are many pro-choice communities. The two hate each other, and if any member of one community crosses paths with a member of the opposing community, you know some flames will go down.
Abortion is the best way to make sure your kid doesn't grow up to degrade women by looking at pornography.
Romanians get the olympic-gold-(*)(*)(*)(*)ing medal for abortions: they killz 3 quarters of their unborn kidz
Abortion Analogy
The best way to look at abortion is in terms of Halo 2 on Xbox Live. One female slut accidentally starts searching for a match and finds one. However, before the match starts, she can simply hit the B button, and go back to the pregame lobby. From this point she can find new people to make her controller vibrate, until she is sure she wants to play and live with the consequences. Abortion really just is a B button.
Pro-Life
Someone who is pro-life is someone who is against abortion cause it be murder, most people who call themselves prolife tend to be republican, libertarian, (despite how their glorious Ayn Rand wasn't) or populist.
Besides that, they are made of liquid awesome and know how to give great oral to avoid making babies so nobody has to die. They are all super awesome and you should become one immideatly. Though, be careful of their laser eyes! They can spot an unborn baby for miles, and if that baby is anywhere near an abortion clinic, then... well, ask these guys.
Ironically, people who are pro-life are in favor of the death penalty and killing people in Iraq (and pretty much anywhere else President Bush feels like having people killed; what, do you hate America?).
Lest we not forget about raped 16 year old girls who desperately need to get free from their life, you know, friends, party, fun, u kno, adolescence!! thanx pro life, now you, along with rapists, just (*)(*)(*)(*)ed up the world 
The mortal enemy of any pro-lifer is someone who is pro-choice.
How to troll a pro life (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) you say? easy, just buy the newest Dying fetus album and play it the loudest way possible in front of him/them. Murder made music!!!
Pro-Choice
Someone who is pro-choice is generally considered to be the embodiment of all things awesome (strictly due to their love of killing babies, which is AWWWWRIIIGHT.) However, recently the pro-choice movement has been filled with feminists, thus making its ghey levels Over 9000. Though, unlike pro-life, they actually believe the mother is a person.
There are many theories behind the origins of the feminist anti-lulz, but no clear cut answer is available. However, here are the 3 most likely sources:
1. Jews
2. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)s
3. Asians
(Please take to note that these, along with the gays, furries, and Jesus, are among those suspected for the 9/11 attacks.)
Pro-choicers will not rest until every life ruining innocent fetus has been sucked from every un-consenting womb, but are fighting to save the bad guys in the Iraq and take the child-rapists and serial killers off of death row. As Osama Bin Laden is more human than a un-born baby.
NOTE: Pro-choice shall forever remain unlulzy until every feminist on the planet is executed.
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