Throughout this thread, I've yet to see a single thread convincing me that the Pope is Catholic. Since no one is willing to refute the point, I must assume that the Pope is not Catholic and that the Catholics of the world are only duped into believing he is by propaganda from prime time TV.
And don't get me started on the bodily functions of bears in the woods. All bullocks.

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside