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Judaism and Islam Merge
(WEST BANK)

Today at approximately 12:00 noon, the Palestinians and Israelites witnessed what each is calling a 'miracle.' This has caused Jewish and Islamic people worldwide to rapidly abandon their respective religions and joining a new religion, dubbed, 'Jizlama.' Jews and Muslims are hugging in the streets, soldiers have stopped fighting immediately, and many of both religions have been seen 'getting down for some sweet hard love' in the streets of Palestine. "I always secretly thought that Jewish women had some mighty fine melons,' said a Muslim speaking through a translator. 'I'm glad my culture no longer prohibits my pleasure.

'Apparently, a lama appeared in a crowd of both Jews and Muslims and preached. A then Jewish resident claims, 'A llama came and spoke to the crowd... told us that our old ways were foolish.. said she couldn't tell any (*)(*)(*)(*) difference between our religions, they exactly the same... that we should abandon our heritages, and embrace a New Ideology... to save the world... and have piles of fun..." The llama then took 'a huge (*)(*)(*)(*),' wagged its tail twice, and vanished

According to both sides, the llama gave this speech on holiness:

"When you are born, you have a soul, a piece of god in you, usually his fingernail or something. This is what makes you a good human being, separates you from animals, etc. However, every time you excrete feces, a bit of your soul is given, implanted into the manure, because every thing that is created must receive a soul from its creator, logically. This is why, after 14 years or so of life, all soul is gone, inborn into the feces. The only way to reclaim this soul residue is by eating the feces. This is the only way to keep your soul, and your soul is your only way into God’s kingdom, because God does the same thing, people are like God’s feces, and he will kill us or ‘eat us’ to get the soul back."

Whatever miracle happened today that has caused nearly all the Jewish and Muslim churches to become 'Jizlamics,' cooperation between Jews and Muslims is a true miracle. On behalf of myself and the civilized (nonreligious) world: 'God' bless that llama.