Are we talking about the Supply Side Jesus Conservatives believe in?
Or the Demand Side Jesus of the Bible?

For Supply Side Jesus - I envision an armored strecthed limo Humvee. With full entourage of body guards, personal assistants, and publicists. How better to help the poor than provide them with jobs serving the needs of Jesus?

For the Jesus talked about in the Bible, I see public Transportation.

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