Im not taking sides....

But this may just be the greatest post I have ever seen in my life....LOL.

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"The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments"

--George Washington

"Never spend your money before you have earned it."

--Thomas Jefferson

"One man with courage is a majority."

--Thomas Jefferson

You are a cowardly liberal sir, both your feet are planted firmly in midair, to quote Winny the pooh Churchill

You are a bounder sir, how dare you introduce bestiallity! and may I add your claim of having a large "porker" is pure fantasy, I saw your limp on part in that famous Dannish porn film "Leon the Pig Farmer" working title "sex in the Farmyard without pain" you sir were picked because your member could not even do damage to that famous pigmy pot bellied pig called Fanny

Sir,

A wise man once said "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".
An apt phrase you would do well to ponder on.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Thank you Victoria,you are quite correct, it took you a while, but you got there! and as the fragrant Fanny says "a bad workman allways blames his tool" so dont be to hard on youself!

Confusius a very wise man said "man with d i c k in bisciut barrel thinks he's (*)(*)(*)(*) ing crackers" but dont use the "hobnobs" Plumbers old fruit, they are much to "upstairs" for the likes of you! may I suggest the "gingernuts"

B L Zeebub

I find that men who have flashy cars are not only unappealing but downright obnoxious. There really couldn't be a more blatant statement regarding one's ego and dick size than that.

But guns are different. Guns serve a purpose other than showing off, they are a political statement and also a way to protect yourself. God forbid the day the government strips us of the right to have guns.

BL Zeebub has a Ferrari.





That hurts 10 times worse when a girl says it!!!




I have lots of guns!


That will only happen if we let it.

From a fragrant female's perspective (and as an aside, what, pray tell, is a fragrant female??) it is common knowledge to the superior gender that men who drive big flashy cars in an ostentatious manner generally do so as compensation for their inferior dangling capabilities and not as representation of such.

Sigh. Boys will be boys, and men with small appendages will be men who buy big flashy cars. Thus is nature, and it cannot be disputed.

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at present I only have one of the three, I sold the Ferrari not long ago!

But mak there is allways exceptons to a rule, and as your fellow country women (G Greer) said there is no such thing as an impotent male, as long as he has a tongue in his head.

My eyebrows are a little bushy, and I have to go out a bit later, I find licking them as I am posting smooooths them out

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