President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'



The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.'



So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'



Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'



The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'



Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million


Muslims and one blonde with big tits.



The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?



Why kill a blonde with big tits?'



Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a sh** about the 140 million Muslims

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are.

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ABoyNamedSue - Speaking of Crestwoods posts - And then there'll be some link to some page, written in hindu or something, talking about sherpas and A&W root beer, and how George Bush is to blame for some Jewish neo-nazi death camp, run by Elvis Presley, on the far side of the moon that's been busted for killing kittens or something

what he said^^

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That is funny. I could actually see myself as the guy asking "Why kill a blonde with big tits?".

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