A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a New York immigration office.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in US with your wife and three children.'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage, with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.'

PING!

In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighbourhood.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American. With American clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.'

PING!

The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, an I Love New York T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough luck, Jack. Now that you are an American, you have to fend for yourself.' And she disappeared.

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Calling Grace She'll Never Fall Again Love Remains In Her Calling Grace
She Will Rise Again Sacrifice The Saints Still Love Remains
I'm A Tart! What! You Want Some Of This!
I would Tarja...among other things...

Why do immigrants get tax breaks and low interest loans to start businesses, yet I as an American can't?

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ABoyNamedSue - Speaking of Crestwoods posts - And then there'll be some link to some page, written in hindu or something, talking about sherpas and A&W root beer, and how George Bush is to blame for some Jewish neo-nazi death camp, run by Elvis Presley, on the far side of the moon that's been busted for killing kittens or something

ask Hillbama.

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.obamatruth.org/

^ yup. thats it.

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home inspections -"keeping you safe… in you safety zone."