HAHAHA classics. ive seen the first posted everywhere.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's a**?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned? She didn't survive.

QFT you exactly right, people don't fear Christianity because there is no reason to. You can make fun of Jesus, Mary ...... we may dislike it or even protest. Look at Islam someone draws a cartoon and you get riots, fatwahs calling for death of the cartoonist. Now there are your so called peaceful muslims doing all this.

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Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!

Fantastic,

Two muslim women are walking down the road in tight fitting rucksacks,
One says to the other "does this rucksack make my bomb look big?"

Q - What do ask a man who's just converted to Islam
A - Have you started beating your wife?

Q - How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Q - How can you recognize a well-balanced Muslim?
A - He's got chips on both shoulders.

Guy goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. The guy asks what's the difference. The assistant explains you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.

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ABoyNamedSue - Speaking of Crestwoods posts - And then there'll be some link to some page, written in hindu or something, talking about sherpas and A&W root beer, and how George Bush is to blame for some Jewish neo-nazi death camp, run by Elvis Presley, on the far side of the moon that's been busted for killing kittens or something

I think someone once told me it was so that the vatican could have more control over the church, where the priests would just pass on the church to their child regardless of qualifications or favor within the church. Anyone heard something similar?

I started life as a Jew I fought in 1967, I was born and lived in the UK all my 57 yrs, as an atheist I hold no brief for any religion or fear.

So to use an English phrase "your talking bollocks" the only thing I take from it is, that you stopped visiting Europe, I thank you ,keep your pathetic views for your church back home.

It is a great form of pleasure for us that with the $ so weak, you can see the "wood for the trees" the gimme, gimme, gimme, Americans are not as obvious with there crass and ignorant ways.

We seem to be getting a younger more civiled type of American, who is prepared to show interest in other culture, not the loudmouthed, know it alls who still cant understand that his/her Fanny bag filled with $ wont by a cup of tea and a bath bun, never mind our respect

Speak for yourselves. There are conditions under which I fear Christians just as there are conditions under which I fear Muslims.

Under the right circumstances any religion can become a great tool for "beat on the heretic".

The primary difference between the West and the ME has little to do with the specific superstitions and group affiliations and more to do with the level of development, the strength of the economy, the political history, and the level of education.

If I am in a country where the Lord's Resistance Army is afoot, believe you me, I will be scared of Christians.
In Dearborn, MI, however, I have no fear of Muslims- which might be very different if I were stuck in parts of Palestine at the wrong time.

Generally I feel safer when around people who do not first consider themselves members of some religion or ideological quest.

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The Tall Man, Phantasm III

I wonder if any one who abuses a child in our country can claim their faith and that phrase in Islam to be there way of innocence.

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Actually, there is a big difference between the functioning of the groups and this is due to the high levels of consanguinity in the middle east. In the west, group attachments tend to be based upon ideology, but where people are married to first and second cousins, those attachments are based more on blood ties.