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Originally Posted by MaxFromRussia";p="
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Originally Posted by Tedminator";p="
Da whatever you say, tovarisk. Don't nuke us, we won't nuke you.
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Russia (USSR) did not use the nuclear weapon, the USA applied.
I do not want war with anybody. I am not supporter Putin. But if the USA will attack Russia, I shall be at war for Putin. Russia my Native land. 2000 Russian nuclear warheads = 2000 "New Orleans"
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"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." -President Reagan, August 1984
Try to calm yourself Max, he was just kidding. The USA won't be bombing Russia anytime soon. Let me explain how the USA decides whether to bomb Russia or not:
1. Bombed the Germans and had them make BMWs for us.
2. Bombed the Italians and had them make Ferraris for us
3. Bombed the Japanese and had them make yet even more cars for us.
4. Bombed the Yugoslavians so they would stop making Yugos for us.
5. Bombed the Iraqis so we can have fuel for the cars we buy from the other people we bombed. (except cars from Yugoslavia.. we had to bomb them just to make them stop producing those (*)(*)(*)(*) Yugos).
6. Trabants suck, but no need to bomb Russia yet. USA peace with Russia is maintained.*
*Although I suggest the Russians soon start making better cars for us to buy if they want to maintain the peace. Them buying a Formula1 team was a step in the right direction