This is my 1000th post. I would have gotten here sooner, but y'all started to bore me. Do I get a reward? No. I think I should get some kind of award. Like a star next to my handle or something. Maybe I should throw myself a party. I don't know what good they are, but I should get more credits. Why do some people have about the same number of posts, but twice as many credits? I don't get that. Anyway, just thought I do a special post for my 1000th post.

Anyway, if you were silly enough to read this post, I hope you have enjoyed my other ones. If you have please provide positive feedback in the space below. If you haven't enjoyed reading my posts, why the heck do you bother? Feel free to give negative critiques in the space provided below also. If there is anything you'd like to know about me, feel free to ask. And lastly, have a happy Mother's Day to all you mothers...

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"We should Invade Their Countries, Kill Their Leaders, and Convert Them to Christianity." Ann Coulter
There is a fine line between a subtle nuance and an extreme dichotomy! - PatriotNews

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I Walk Alone
Every Step I Take I Walk Alone My Winter Storm
Holding Me Awake It's Never Gone When I Walk Alone
I collect credits. Donate and help me reach one million!!!
I'm a Tart - What! You want some of this!!!

You get the Hitler Gold Star Award

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America's Enemies Are Not Mine

All wars represent a failure of diplomacy

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” - Stephen Roberts.

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I Walk Alone
Every Step I Take I Walk Alone My Winter Storm
Holding Me Awake It's Never Gone When I Walk Alone
I collect credits. Donate and help me reach one million!!!
I'm a Tart - What! You want some of this!!!

It's not the quantity of posts but the quality.

All my posts are laced with diamonds and rubies and pixie dust.

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America's Enemies Are Not Mine

All wars represent a failure of diplomacy

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” - Stephen Roberts.

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I Walk Alone
Every Step I Take I Walk Alone My Winter Storm
Holding Me Awake It's Never Gone When I Walk Alone
I collect credits. Donate and help me reach one million!!!
I'm a Tart - What! You want some of this!!!

I feel like I should have won a door prize for bothering to look at this... Isn't that what happens at stores when they make similar boasts?

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"It's never over... BOY!"
The Tall Man, Phantasm III