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If he could grow a vajayjay, then maybe I'd think about letting him in...
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Almost as funny as the woman who sued Macca's because the coffee was too hot


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The lady in question did not sue because the coffee was hot?? She sued because the young lady in the window, admitted passing her a hot cup of coffee with the lid not secure and as a result dumped scalding coffee into her lap causing 2nd and 3rd degree burns that required surgery to correct.

She sued for her doctor bills, since she was on a limited budget and could not afford the bills. If Macky D’s would have just paid the bills it would have only cost them around 40-50 thousand, instead they fought it in court and lost. Her lawyer soaked them for around 14 million, most, of which him and the government pocketed!

Moral of the story! When you or your employee hurts someone due to negligence, do everything in your power, to keep your bills to a minimum, and assure that they do not get an ambulance chaser involved!!

A frivolous lawsuit means a case without merit. The woman was obviously injured due to negligence, the only quarrel was how much the negligence was worth. In this situation Macky D’s, got greedy and hurt their own case
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"But who has time to sit around reading directions these days - especially when you're sexually aroused?

Well, when I was 13 I sure paid attention to those directions on the shampoo gel that advised "lather, rinse, repeat".
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Well, when I was 13 I sure paid attention to those directions on the shampoo gel that advised "lather, rinse, repeat".
This is the exact same way you could kill a computer programmer. Endless loops are dangerous!
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Well, when I was 13 I sure paid attention to those directions on the shampoo gel that advised "lather, rinse, repeat".
That is funny!
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The lady in question did not sue because the coffee was hot?? She sued because the young lady in the window, admitted passing her a hot cup of coffee with the lid not secure and as a result dumped scalding coffee into her lap causing 2nd and 3rd degree burns that required surgery to correct.

She sued for her doctor bills, since she was on a limited budget and could not afford the bills. If Macky D’s would have just paid the bills it would have only cost them around 40-50 thousand, instead they fought it in court and lost. Her lawyer soaked them for around 14 million, most, of which him and the government pocketed
Wrong woman. I refer to Stella Lebeck, the old woman whose own actions lead to her being burned.

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