
06-14-2007, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Oregon
Age: 23
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The Lord Hath Struck Me With Laughter
This is, without question, the funniest post I have seen on this forum. It is an anti-gay poem by some Fundamentalist:
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Originally Posted by DanielPartlow";p="
Behold, the confused and sorry people of Sodom,
Profaning matrimony with heart, and tongue, and bottom,
Spreading the abomination of those who taught ‘em.
Join the repentance of all other sinners in this end-times autumn!
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To be proud of sin is to claim ones sentence, shunning Jesus acquittal.
For what makes righteousness can never change, not even jot or tittle.
To demand acceptance of the sin by God and law is like abhorrent spittle
Who are we to second guess the Lord, and demand from Him admittle?
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Guard against the yeasty sin infection – so we do not spread the affliction
Allowing it to fester – promoting it – it is simply contradiction.
The church’s faith in marketing apostasy to fill pews is a dangerous addiction.
Let us not allow anyone to betray our savior’s crucifixion.
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Here is the whole thing:
http://www.politicalforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=30850 
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