We musn't let the Russians control the North Pole, because that means they control Santa Claus' factories...But there is no NAUGHTY AND NICE list in Russia, everyone is naughty. Distinguishing between the two would be classifying people...CLASS. There are two possibilities. Either they would only produce coal and then send Soviet Claus to give coal to everyone. Or they would simply retain everything of the factory and use it as somewhat of a...collective factory...The latter is more likely. We must supply Santa with arms and munitions.

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"Duty is the most sublime word in our language. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee