This was on a different forum. Wonder if riots will ensue? Have a great day!

PRESS RELEASE

October 12, 2007

Just in time for Christmas, YKJ Toys President Bill R. Thomas is proud to announce the new “Prophet MoHAMmad Talking Action-Figure”, as part of our “Heroes of Free Speech!” line of high-quality plastic action-figures.

The doll’s turban has a distinctive grenade shape topped by a cord that looks suspiciously like a fuse. A first glance, the body and face look remarkably like a bearded pig, and the left hand—the “unclean” hand Muslims use for toileting—holds a copy of the Qur’an.

These figures are very anatomically correct, if you know what we mean. But think “Pee-Wee Herman” action figure, and not “Tommy Lee” action figure.


Squeeze Mohammad, and he spouts one of 36 different hilarious statements, many from the Qur’an itself. Some examples are:

“Aisha, get your cute little keister in here, pronto….Daddy wants some sugar!” (Mohammad had sex with 9 year-old Aisha: Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236.)

“….oh, and bring your dolls with you…that always really turns my crank!”

“At first, I tried offering my followers 72 RAISINS to get them to blow themselves up for Allah. But then I found that 72 VIRGINS scored much much higher in focus-groups…and the rest, as they say, is history.”

“Yes, in Qur’an 4:34 I do instruct men to BEAT their wives if they don’t obey them…but hey, you got a BETTER idea to keep them beyotches in line, Brainiac!?”

“Look, Dr. Phil says I’m technically NOT a paedophile if I don’t prefer, repeat PREFER, to have sex with children over adults, ok!?”

“Yes, uh, Allah said to me that I’m the only man in the world that can have more than four wives…hey stop laughing!....seriously, he did…why would I make that up?” (Qur’an 33:50 only permitted Mohammad to have more than four wives.)

“Islam is The Religion of Peace! And if you don’t believe that we’ll frickin’ kill you!!”

“Yes, my child, Islam is The Religion of Peace!....heh…..heh heh…..HA HA HA HA!…..”

“Even George Bush calls it ‘The Religion of Peace’…heh heh, god, what a frickin’ idiot!”

“Yes, uh, Allah said for all Muslims to give ME a percentage of the booty they plunder…hey, stop laughing!....seriously, he did…why would I make that up?....seriously…..” (Qur’an 8:41)

“Look, if YOU are picked by Allah to deliver the greatest message of all time then YOU can also have sex with your own daughter-in-law…until then, dude, BACK THE F.O.!” (Mohammad had sex with his daughter-in-law.)

“[Mohammad recording a Public Service Announcement for Islam:] Ok, ok, ok, I won’t crack up this time, I swear…ok, here goes…eh, hem, ’ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE…HA HA HA’, [slaps knee] I CAN’T FRICKIN’ DO IT, MAN! Hey, Ahmed, quit looking at me like that, dude! This isn’t easy ‘bro, seriously, YOU try it!”

“Muslims won’t kill you because you LEAVE ISLAM, we’ll kill you because you REJECT ALLAH…see the difference?” (Bukhari Volume 9, Book 84, Number 57.)

“Look, dude, chill-out, it’s just a COINCIDENCE that more terrorists are named ‘Mohammad’ than any other name in world history.”

“The REASON we kill people who leave Islam is because, well, have you heard the old business adage ‘it’s cheaper to keep a current customer than recruit a new one’? Besides, our recruitment budget is way way down.”

“Why, yes, I did indeed say that women are deficient intellectually and spiritually. Hey, just look at Britney, Paris, and Rosie!" (Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 301.)

“Free Speech is Western Terrorism!”

“Jews are apes and pigs! 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy! NO we’re not paranoid!” (Qur’an 7:166, 2:65, and 5:60.)



An “IRANIAN PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMANUTJOB” action figure is also coming soon!:
“There are no gays in Iran. How do I know, you ask? Well, because every Iranian man I’ve propositioned for sex has turned me down, so….” (He said there are no gays in Iran, at Columbia University.)

“The Holocaust is a myth…but the 12th Imam, who’s been hiding in a well for hundreds of years, waiting to re-appear, is not!”



An AISHA action figure is also coming soon!:
“Is it in yet?” (Mohammad was pretty insecure…and we think we know why.)

“Well, because you’re 53 years-old….and I’m 9 years-old…THAT’S why I ‘just don’t understand you anymore’!”

“For the last time, the reason I don’t need ‘protection’ is because I’m only NINE, jerk-wad.”

“Yes, why actually, yes, you ARE indeed the ‘biggest’ man I’ve ever ever had [this (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) always forgets that I’m only 9!]”



21,000 units have been produced in our Shanghai facility, and have been shipped to retailers in the Middle East, Europe and North America.

Also included, at no extra charge, is one of the Danish Cartoons of Mohammad, that we’ve secured the legal rights to. It’s a high-quality 24” x 36” reproduction. Perfect for home or office.

You even get a free 24” x 36” high-quality print produced exclusively for us, by artist Bill Jenson, entitled “Mohammad as dog.”

Only $39.99. Strike a blow for free speech, buy yours today!